gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

• adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

deucalion:

*sees attractive boy*

*does the breathing in bit from radioactive by imagine dragons*

the-stark-knight-rises:

the-stark-knight-rises:

my dad accidentally butt-dialed me while on a date with my mum

they have the weirdest fucking conversations omfg

important edit: NEVER MIND THEY STARTED TALKING SMACK ABOUT ME. WHAT BITCHES. THEY SAID I EAT ALL OF THE COCOA PUFFS WHENEVER WE GET THEM.

WELL, SAY GOOD BYE TO ALL OF YOUR COCOA PUFFS NOW YOU CUNTS.